Golly. Already 2024. Father Time really doesn’t wait for anyone, does he? Certainly wish I could say a lot has happened over the past year and a half, but truthfully, it hasn’t. I have never pissed in your mouths and called it champagne, therefore
Anything > Employment In today’s world of hustle and bustle, there is really only one subset of people amongst us that are truly the wealthiest: the unemployed. Your economics teacher might have tried to cushion the blow by calling it frictional unemployment, or ‘in-between’
Just Wing It. There’s only one correct answer when asked so often, “How do you like your wings?” ……Wild. I don’t stop for my wings. I don’t go to another planet for my wings. My chicken wings do not come with a breast. And
We All Know One We have all heard of horse girls before. Her persona – horses. Her spirit animal – horses. Room? Horse themed. The jiblets on her crocs – you guessed it. She lies and says the year she was born also happened
Small State Small Fort What an incredible state. Ths little guy comes with everything. Rich (Newport), poor (Central Farms), beaches, farms, harsh winters, ebullient summers, zigs, zags. Fun fact: it is the smallest state with the longest name. The ‘State of Rhode Island and
Long before you could make money selling used sweatshirts on Poshmark, indulging others with feet photos, or simply being hot on social media, there were honest ways to get by. Consider me a disgruntled pauper whose feet never turned up a dime. My coffee
Time is a Flat Circle As a God-fearing man who occasionally will drop a George Washington into the collection bin, I can say this: the Catholic church has its flaws. We all do, though. We stumble, we fall, and then get back up, this
Do Not ‘Fear Not’ Similar to every other living, breathing, sentient being on this lush planet of ours, I too get scared. With the exception of maybe Dennis Rodman, each of us fear something. Man, woman, toddler, dog, orangutang, Cornish game hen, screaming hairy
Or Shall I Say Eurbex? I’m proud to announce that after scouring the internet for longer than I care to admit, the term ‘Eurbex’ was nowhere to be found. Anyone who still holds their phone with one hand and types with one single finger
One Qualm To Rule Them All Anyone else working a glamorous 9-5 job may even resonate with this. And I hope you do. I hope with every you sentence you nod and think to yourself, “Hey. This work complainer is right.” I hope it