Following the conclusion of the Summer 2028 Olympics, I have returned to watching old re-runs of Castle and anticipating an impromptu unretirement of Tom Brady (if not this Fall, definitely the next). Meanwhile, Paris can give up their cute charade and start treating any foreigner
A wise man (Buzzfeed post) once told me, “It is not the journey or the destination, but where you are now.” Truth be told, I have been slacking. With all the festivities of our Colorado coming to a screeching halt, I have had nothing
Inside every goodbye to vacation is a healthy amount of good. Anytime you leave anywhere, you should be a little sad. That simply means you made it all worth it! And if you aren’t sad? Be ashamed. You squandered your opportunities to enjoy what
When God closes a door, he opens window. Our door was Colorado, but instead of popping the hinges off and taking it with us, we had to close that door. The window that became Cassville, Missouri was suddenly wide open and looking for three
There are two things I am undoubtedly sure of in my life: Bert & Ernie are indeed lovers, and there is no medicine like the great outdoors. Life got you stressed? Get some sun. Out of breath walking up the stairs? Take a hike.
Pro tip: do not confuse bull riding and rodeos. Bull riding events are strictly for bull riding. Rodeos, however, provide an array of entertaining events including bull riding. Barrel racing, team roping, bull fighting, and bareback riding (a personal favorite) are all events one
Whoever said, “don’t meet your heroes,” had the wrong heroes. Meet them. Much of my writing is satire buried 6-feet beneath sarcasm. And don’t get me wrong, I truly mean every single word that comes off this overpriced, tablet-attaching keyboard of mine. But this
I’ve learned many things during my time in the ‘Nil Sine Numine’ state. The oxygen is lacking, the folks are kind, and the homeless people are hotter per capita. As learned in the last post, Lime scooters helped me get where I needed to
S.M.B… That little acronym right there could mean many things depending on who’s mouth it is coming from, especially if your South Park’s Mr. Garrison. However, in our instance here I will define it as a ‘social media boomer’. Another clearer and more cut
Uber has once again revolutionized the world of transportation. Although they removed the fun out of drinking, these drivers each have their own tales to spin, vomit to clean, and names to make damn sure they are getting right in this day and age.